The Miller Family

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The Miller Family
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Family Portrait
First appearanceChristmas Special: Meeting Expectations
First dateDecember 25, 2017
Created byWrincewind
Information
SpeciesVarious Eeveelutions
OriginOklahoma
NationalityAmerican


Once upon a time, many years ago, Mrs (or possibly miss?) Miller lived in a farmhouse ... maybe alone, maybe with a loving husband and more than a few children. Over the years, they grew up and moved out, one by one. Due to... family drama that is best not elaborated upon here, alongside Mrs Miller being something of an eccentric sort (and with The Liberation being right upon the horizon), she left her house, land, and some of its contents to her pet Espeon, Iriana.

Fast forward a few years...

The Millers are a large group of various eeveelutions that inhabit their ancestral home, The Miller Farmstead. In generational order, we have:

Generation 1

The oldest members of the family, grampa and grandma. There may be other members - aunts and uncles, either offscreen or living elsewhere.

Iriana and Francis Miller

Iriana Miller is an elderly, wizened Espeon, the undisputed matriarch of her clan, who rules with an iron paw. She's not above using her formidable psychic powers to make sure that her brood is operating on the up and up. She may once have gone by the nickname 'Cookie', many many years ago. She's a good christian lady who goes to church every Sunday, ever since she was a pet Eevee tagging along with her owner, but the other parishioners have long since become accustomed to her presence.

Francis Miller is her softer, sweeter Sylveon husband. Like a lot of the Miller family, he's a bit plump thanks to a lot of good cooking, but he spends most of his days working the fields that surround their home, with the help of some of his kids and whichever Pokemon happen to be living out in the barn today.

Generation 2

Iriana and Francis have a few children together (possibly not all of them - there's some hints that Francis may not be her first husband) - and, as before, there may be more that have not yet been mentioned.

Of the ones we know about, there are: Bloodmoon's Mom (Flareon, as yet unnamed), Bon-Bon (Sylveon), Buck (Vaporeon), Lexi (Umbreon), and Rowena (Leafeon)

Bloodmoon's Mom

Not a lot is known about this flare. She's deployed in the military as a Staff Sergeant and often isn't home for months at a time, and what contact she has with her kids is sporadic at best. Everyone misses her, but her kids (Bloodmoon and Todd, possibly more) are well cared for by the rest of the family.

Bon-Bon

A prissy, pristine, sweet and sleek pokémon with a penchant for baking and desserts. Always wins first prize at the church bake-off. The youngest of Iriana's kids, and she gets spoiled slightly for it. She's pretty much Lexi's opposite in every way, and is still getting over dumping her ex.

Buck

Lexi's big bro that spends more time at the gym than at home. He's big, he's a bro, he's not that smart, he helps Dad water the crops, he's probably kicked Neon's ass in Call of Duty without realising it was her. A layer of vappy-fat hides enough muscles to make a shire horse jealous.

Lexi

Look, she's got Her own page. Quit bothering me about it, all right? D:<

Rowena

The permanently-exhausted Leafeon mother-of-three, Lexi's older sister. What little we've seen of her has involved her napping on the couch.

Generation 3

Kids from both Rowena and Bloodmoon's Mom.

Bloodmoon

Bloodmoon has his own page too. Go pester them.

Todd

Bloodmoon's older brother, who still calls him Terry despite his insistence that this new gothy look isn't just 'a phase'. He's got a bigger mane than most flareon, and a bigger body too. He, for inexplicable reasons, loves the taste of Pokéchow.

Olive, Bean, and Eevee #3

Rowena's three kids, the twin girls Olive and Bean are just starting to evolve into Leafeons like their mom, while their baby sister is still learning words other than 'Eevee!'