Sick Room
| The Sick Room | |
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 View of the Minecraft mock-up of the Sick Room, facing east. | |
| Location | Café Plaisir, ground floor, around the corner from the Shop. |
| Purpose | Treating minor injuries, usually from overenthusiastic sex. |
Sprains, scrapes, bumps and headaches... The Sick Room is used to treating all these and more. In a brothel with Pokémon that know Shadow Ball and Hyper Beam, they're more experienced than one might expect. Of course, this is a brothel, so treatments for heat and all sorts of contraceptives and prophylactics are freely available.
Description
The Sick Room is walls are plain white tiles from floor to ceiling, with the patient bed area marked out with light green ones. The harsh spotlights give the room an almost oppressive glare, which is somewhat combated by the nurses by the use of cheery paintings and a decorative hanging covering a section of the wall, giving the illusion of it being out to the wide open Oklahoma plains. Vases of flowers, usually daffodils, help to give the place a somewhat personal touch, and balance the medical needs for sterility and cleanliness with the human needs for softness and comfort.
Aside from a small number of beds and a comfortable sofa, the room is lined with cupboards containing various common medicines, cleaning supplies, bandages and sticking-plasters. The more expensive drugs are kept under lock and key in the Nurse's Office, just in case.
Nurse's Office
Nurse Boora's office (Formally the Nurse's Office - she's not the only nurse on the payroll, just the best known, both for her long hours and uncommon species) is a somewhat more comfortable space than the sickroom proper. The floor is wood with a green rug (though the Goodra tries not to stand on it) and a comfortable leather office chair (which is normally covered by a plastic protector). The large wooden desk has several locked drawers, both for keeping sensitive paperwork and sensitive medicines on hand.
Common Faces
- Nurse Boora is by far the most well known face here, always ready with a sympathetic smile and a proffered dose of painkillers.
- Natalie the Flygon is a more recent addition.
- Paith occasionally visits, but any of the more breeding-focused checkups will take place in the Pro²Creations Offices behind the Café.
- Sinister and Dextus are both fairly frequent fliers, strangely... but usually just to drop off 'friends' of theirs that've 'over-exerted themselves'. Poor things.
Nearby Rooms
The Sick Room comes out onto a staff-only corridor in the bedroom block, one that stretches out behind the kitchens and wraps around to the main bar. The door out of the Sickroom leads right to another door that puts you in Customer-Facing space, right in the middle of the Ground Floor Bedroom Block. To the South and then West lies the Shop, the Main Bar, and the stairs up to the [[Waiter's Lounge]. To the North, or South and East, lies the rest of the Guest Bedrooms, and the Downstairs Seating Area, respectively.
